Oh god I cut my hair
and now I look like a middle-aged woman. Which I am. Middle-aged. But why does middle-age have to look so much like my mother?!?!
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oh, and I had cut my hair back ago because I looked like a scraggly version of a hippee which is what my mother looks like.
now my cut looks like I cannot comb my hair, which I don't do really. I'm as non styled and uncaring about it as I was at age 3 I suspect.
just buried my intestines in sunchips.
8:02 AM
I'm going to put all kinds of crap in my hair, in hopes that my date will think that I have a lot more of it. Like, maybe if it stands up straight from my skull, it'll seem longer?
No, I need to restrain myself.
You always look fabulous.
I'm about to scarf some oatmeal and bananas. What should I wear on my date????? Arrrrg!
8:05 AM
nothing!
I do like your new pic
2:50 PM
Oh boy. He was great. It was a little intimidating. No need for it to be so. I deserve to meet a really great guy.
12:43 PM
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