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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Jedi Mind-Trips and Teflon Identities

Someone's going to wish they hadn't . . .


Blogger ginab said...


8:31 PM

Blogger ginab said...

maybe it was you. hmm.

8:40 PM

Blogger ing said...

Man, wouldn't I be struttin' around. I mean, if I'd never done much of anything else worth noting.


8:48 PM

Blogger ginab said...

oh my lordy writer you have, you have. for new struts see a mechanic. watch the shoes you wear resemmble (that word looks funny) YOUR TRUE HEIGHT.

time i played with my dog.

9:02 PM

Blogger ing said...

The mechanic I saw didn't give me new struts, but I walked funny for about half an hour.

9:12 PM

Blogger josh williams said...

I posted this morning and now its dated news. It did not show up, I've been werkin' lots cause I need to support tele-evangelists, seems they need money or so I am told. If this post disappears then I will be forced to work longer hours and give more money. Kind Regards JW

9:21 PM

Blogger matty said...

Go get 'em, baby!

9:52 PM

Blogger ing said...

No televangelists, evangelists, religious figures -- nay, not even Marshall Applewhite -- can stop your post from showing, Josh.

10:19 PM

Blogger matty said...

why did I show up as "anokit" when i posted that comment?!?!?

has the blogging world gone mad!??!!??

11:45 PM

Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARRR.....T'be a somthin bizzar happenin around here......Capt got serviced by that same mechanic....

11:55 PM

Blogger ing said...

Guess who's trying to email me, by the way? Hee hee.

12:35 AM

Blogger ing said...


I can't see your teeth. Matty's teeth look fine, though. I, however, look like I'm falling asleep.

The IHOP Papers? Sounds vaguely familiar. What's the name of the essay?


We all got serviced by the mechanic's assistant. Whateva & yawn.

12:42 AM

Blogger Labbie said...

I swear I posted a witty comment yesterday, and now it's gone... Have I overstayed my welcome in blogland?

5:29 AM

Blogger ticharu said...

Blogs were glitchy everywhere yesterday, and Blogger was down most of the night, at least for some.
It looks like we're up and pulsating once again!
I got e-mail notification of comments, I'd read them in the e-mail, but couldn't do anything. So to answer your question... Yes, with a blade of grass when I was a child, haven't done it since.
I taught the cupped hand whistle to a young woman once. It took her a week to master it. It took me 12 YEARS!
I'll teach you how to do it if you like.

6:03 AM

Blogger josh williams said...

Blog land was crazy not me? I prefer to beleive both.

6:30 AM

Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

You get my message baby? I was just trying to get you over to my pad where we had an awesome faux apology post up...but then Jesus got a fight with his mom and took the blog down....seriously.

I still want to break your heart..

7:03 AM

Blogger ing said...


I found your comment, and thanks! I'm blushing!


As long as there's beer and pizza, I'm in. I'll be over soon for a listen, yeah?


All of us have the same disease, I think.


Mm hmm, you want to string me up like a turkey, blah blasè blah.

8:19 AM

Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

I cant believe I hurt you so badly.

Open your heart again little soldier.

8:49 AM

Blogger Labbie said...

So I wasn't seeing things? I thought that whole being awake 24 hours continously was playing tricks on my mind... Then again, my ex called me last night as I was sleeping, and I don't remember a thing about the conversation. I hope I didn't say something I'll regret later. I might enjoy it, but still regret it. Know what I mean?

BTW, how much are you blushing? I mean, are we talking "my fly is open in front of a crowd as I'm delivering a speech on freedom" or "the special needs student just gave me a valentine in front of the football team" or "hmmm, I'd like me some of that" blushing?

9:16 AM

Blogger matty said...

I figured out the 'anokit' mystery! was my own fault. Showing a pal on the other coast how easy it is to set up a blog and then failed to log out so she could change it to her own.

Went to sleep last night perplexed why my post appeared under an odd name and why she could not access 'the shell' I created for her. ...then it hit me as I emerged from slumber.

...yes, I am an idiot.

10:27 AM

Blogger JackJumpedOverTheMoon said...


Funniest part about yesterday is I put a post up on my blog about how there must be something up and I hope the techs get it sorted soon. It disappeared rather quickly.

I think they might have been changing servers or something and someone buggered up. That's my theory...

(Although it may not be up here for long!)


12:55 PM

Blogger jungle jane said...

nice sign, ing!

1:21 PM

Blogger josh williams said...

Thankee ing.

3:36 PM

Blogger ing said...


Did you just call me a soldier? (I prefer solderer.)



Oooh, your ex is going to be mad if she finds out what you said to me! (ibid.)

You know? You're pretty cute for someone who smells bear...

Okay, look... I've been awake for two days straight, so I've got no wit or fancy comments, okay?

Like the belly button, though. It's... Well... Sexy.

See what I mean?


And another thing, Ticharu:

Who is this we you speak of, and why are you all pulsating? Can I have what you all are having? I want to pulsate!

Can you teach me how to do it in comments, or do I need to fly to The Igloo?



You're not an idiot. You're just artistic. (That's what my mom used to say to me.)

Good luck in the interview! Can't wait to talk about you-know-what!



Aw, bugger! I was hoping for something more escandaloso.



Thanks! I painted it myself, using only my telekinetic powers.



Yer welkeeee, I'm sure.

1:58 AM

Blogger jungle jane said...

Ing keep an eye on Ticharu's blog. i am about to make my proper musical debut....

4:05 AM

Blogger Labbie said...

Because I'm the kind of guy that worries about what his ex has to think about with regards to my comments, actions, or political views? Hehehe... You don't know me well enough.

By the way, it's Jedi Mind-"Tricks", not trips... Oh, wait... Hehehe... I get it.

7:16 AM

Blogger ginab said...

what's a pulsate? And what's your mechanic's number?

Dying from someone else's fear of association, (finish sentence).

8:06 AM

Blogger ing said...

Dying from someone else's fear of association, I clung to the rosary of human kindness.

And then (just this moment, actually -- how weird!) I had a revelation.

8:23 AM

Blogger ginab said...

drum roll!

I'm trying to learn something major about money real fast and my head feels like it's going to explode. Was that your revelation?

11:36 AM

Blogger ginab said...

he bit my face.

I fell down the cellar stairs and broke my neck.

darkness fell.

I rapidly drank a glass of water.

12:40 PM

Blogger ing said...

My revelation was, indeed, about your head, ginab. Did you know that you sometimes place your heart above it? Paint the ceiling. It'll strengthen your neck and prevent you from navel-gazing (see previous post).

3:51 PM

Blogger ginab said...

Hey, thanks...but, erm where to place my hat.

And a shout out here to Matty! My kindered in rage. Go get-em, tiger! In the bag, in the bag, muy bravado.

10:07 PM

Blogger ing said...

Wha? Okay, wait, I'm running over to Matty's.

10:11 PM

Blogger ing said...

I'm out of breath. . . hang on. . .

Okay. So.

I thought all that was in reference to a posting, but it was the interview triumph, right?

10:26 PM

Blogger ginab said...


8:42 AM

Blogger ing said...

OMG, like, totally!

9:56 AM


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