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Friday, December 23, 2005

The Chronic -- What? -- Cles of Narnia

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Anonymous edbury said...

i'm ghost like swayze

12:47 AM

Blogger ginab said...

neat SNL laugh track.

3:29 AM

Blogger jungle jane said...

those cats rule. i wanna be funny too. i am going to get a video camera in the january sales specially to be funny.

12:21 PM

Blogger lryicsgrl said...

Yo White Boys can RAP!

Hope you are merry and getting merrier !

If you don't have good karma thru the holidays, you've been robbed. You deserve all the best.

BTW, thanks for the compliment.


1:37 PM

Blogger JackJumpedOverTheMoon said...


I'd say something, but I think those boys said it all.

Happy Christmas,


2:00 PM

Blogger ginab said...

Alright, I'm listening to Scrooge over NPR. The Cratchet's are so unfascinating, I can't spell! I can't hang on a single friggin word! I am derelect of caring about ... well, don't you know the story?

By the way, is that Narnia Unicorn gazing at its butt err what? To be admired.

7:39 PM

Blogger Chuck Dawson said...

Hey man, I love cupcakes! ...but not as much as I love muffins!

Happy holidays!


7:59 PM

Blogger ing said...


No, you're ghost like O' Duffy. (So am I. Freckles.)



Yeah, it's no fun to hear other peoples' laughter when you're discovering for yourself what you find surprising enough to laugh about, which might not be those spots the audience laughed in.

Shit, that was a long sentence.

Tho I do enjoy the idea of making New Yorkers applaud sincerely.


Junglee Girl:

Do! Do get a video camera! Can you make vids with digital cameras these days? (I'm soooooo tech-stoopid.)



Yes, yes they can. Though I hear there's a lot of cool new stuff coming out of Houston. (Ooh, I wonder if Sasha Frere-Jones is cute? Hang on a sec while I check.)

. . . tick, tock, tick, tock

Okay, I'm back. Adorable.



Well, today was Christmas Eve, so I played the CD ginab gave me, Johnny Cash's Live At San Quentin. After that, Davi, resplendent in his brown pants, played the new Bright Eyes. After that, we chilled to the David Bowie BBC Sessions. Bitches Brew is for quiter times, like February, sí?



Yes, I know the story all too well. . . (As I typed that I was at the same time rubbing my hands together, wolfishly.).

As for the "butt gazing," I should most certainly hope not, my good lady. I wouldn't let that ghastly horn anywhere near my own unmentionable parts. And what is that horrid liquid, dripping from the beast's ghastly horn?



H'yuck, h'yuck.

11:35 PM

Blogger Seychelle said...

That's the best white rap I've ever heard. Beats the hell out of Eminem.

Merry Kringle and All The Best in 2006!

oxo Seychelle

1:05 AM

Blogger ginab said...

E.L. Wisty, err, I mean Ing, its only a laugh track. ;-)

3:58 AM

Blogger ing said...

A laugh track? Damn, I thought it was live from New York. Now my Christmas is ruined! I'm going to stomp on a blueberry cobbler! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

8:11 AM

Blogger ginab said...

As long as it's your own cobbler doll baby, stomp away. n'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck!

Then, eat yer feet! Yum!(live applause.)

8:46 AM

Blogger ing said...

Treat street.

9:02 AM

Blogger ginab said...

Where the cobble (stones) and the feet smell sweeeeeeeet!

Otherwise, I have no idea what's coming out of the Unicorn's bum. Ewe!

3:22 PM

Blogger matty said...

zzI'm so slow sometimes. I only just realized the link!

...I saw this movie last night,tho. I don't know. Sure, it's a story designed for the kids -- but it just seemed a bit too light and long for me. Tho, I am more of a Tolkien reader so maybe I walked in with the wrong frame of mind. ...and, I can be a bit of a movie snob, I think. I don't mean to be, but everyone says I am. LOL!

4:25 PM

Blogger wallycrawler said...

That's the funniest thing I've seen on SNL in 10 years . I haven't watched in eons .

5:39 PM


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