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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I Really Do Like Bukkake, As I Think The Video Addresses Sufficiently Enough -- But I Only Like Bukkake In The Japanese Definition Of The Word

My question, though, is whether or not you share my fondness for Bukkake. Because I just can't say enough about Bukkake or my liking for him. In light of that, I choose to further specify what I mean when I say I "like" him. "Like" is a very vague and even neutral-sounding term. But that's only because the word "like" has become overused. To "like" is to "find pleasant." I find Bukkake pleasant as that first cup of coffee in the morning. I usually add a little bit of vanilla soy milk to my coffee, which gives it that Bukkake touch, especially on a perfect morning such as this one, when the light shines in through the kitchen curtains; outside that window, on top of the translucent skylight that brightens the stairway, I can hear the doves hooting -- when I look up, I can see their three-toed feet pressed against the glass.

My roommate, who owns the house, is already awake. I sleep all morning, if I can, while she takes naps in the middle of the day. Both of us do our dishes immediately after we use them, and I make sure to keep the rest of the house tidy. My own room, however, is extremely messy. That's how I "like" things, I guess. Though sometimes I do get tired of myself.

63 Comments:

Blogger ing said...

Ginab:

I forgot to mention that tonight in The Wild Side West I saw Bode Miller slaloming in the winter Olympics. He looked like he was having trouble on the slopes, but who really cares! Bode Miller, why don't you come over here and let me warm you up a little, hmmm?

3:22 AM

 
Blogger ginab said...

...Because, you like Bukkaki.

I reckon Bode jammed up because he didn't have an old woman, me, to release some inner stress. GinaB + "you know" = gold medal.

Vanilla soy milk? Blechy my friend, plain blechy!

7:21 AM

 
Blogger Bloodgood said...

Im finding out that I like Bukkaki as well.(at least the video) Does that make me gay? That was hilarious.

7:59 AM

 
Blogger purplesimon said...

Nauseous and strangely turned on.

I'm not quite sure what that means.

Is that the correct effect?

BTW, soy milk is no substitute for moo juice, vanilla-flavoured or otherwise.

purplesimon out...

8:18 AM

 
Blogger matty said...

I totally love Bukkaki and am so there for the boy with the thumbs up. ...I'm in love with him.

Oh, Hey -- Bode Miller is on the cover of MEN'S JOURNAL. ...in case you both didn't know. My pal, Milford, noticed him and and I started jumping up and down screaming, "Ingrid and Gina are in love with Bode!" ...still not sure I actually follow what he does, but he is qute the looker!

8:20 AM

 
Blogger ing said...

ginab:

Amen, sister, amen to that.

And oh, I heart vanilla soy! It's so much nicer than the plain!

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bloodgood:

If by "gay" you mean Totally Rockin', then yes, that makes you gay and that makes me gay and life really is a cabaret.

8:23 AM

 
Blogger ing said...

Matty:

Does this make you gay, though, or does it make you an Inner Saggitarius?

Oh, Matty, Bode Miller is a skiier. You need to know this so that you'll know where to go when you "accidentally" have a ski accident in front of him, causing him to fall down on top of you -- you need to be on a nice, snow-covered hill in . . . help me, ginab -- is it Vermont?

10:31 AM

 
Blogger ing said...

purplesimon:

Oh, purps, could we agree to disagree about the soy, seeing as how we are soul-mates in re: liking Bukkake & feeling his effects in common?

10:49 AM

 
Blogger ing said...

Oh crap! I just looked up Bukkake, and this is what I found:

Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating on somebody. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman sitting or kneeling while men approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her body, primarily on her face or in her mouth. The woman leaves the semen on her face as another man comes to repeat the routine. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.

So I no like bukkake except in the Japanese sense of the word. But I do like the video. God, I'm soo naiive!!!

11:04 AM

 
Blogger AndyW said...

It was done by Japanese so I don't think you have to worry that anyone thought the other meaning was intended.

It is kind of funny though.

12:49 PM

 
Blogger wallycrawler said...

Bukkake ? You like bukkake ??? Man I can't stomach that shit .

12:51 PM

 
Blogger wallycrawler said...

But your bukkake is my "big ass" vids ! Isn't it a wonderful world ?

12:56 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

andyw:

Whew, thanks!! And yes, it is funny, I agree.

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Wally:

Neither can I, neither can I. What are those "big ass" vids? (I'll run over to your blog to see if there are any clues. . . )

1:05 PM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARrrrrr.....the capt tried that once.......but ay slipped on the excess and now have a severe limp........and the lass lost an eye..........

1:06 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

Cappy:

Was it a glass eye to begin with? Did it roll away, under the stove? One should never like Bukkake in the kitchen.

1:42 PM

 
Blogger ginab said...

Don't feel bad. I don't. The seeming humiliation of women would take a man naming "something gross landing on her" after a little innocent, ordinary noodle prep. Imagine how it began. I can't.

And don't feel bad two: I spelled "naive" as "nave" forever.

2:09 PM

 
Blogger Chris Capp said...

I don't believe I've ever tried Bukkake [in either sense]. I guess you could say my tastes are rather tame across the spectrum, then, couldn't you? Although I am curious now to try bukkake in the Japanese noodle sense. But not the Japanese "noodling" sense, thank you all the same.

I think I've learned something.

2:18 PM

 
Blogger josh williams said...

So now I know what to call what we do at family reunions. bukkake hmmm curious.

2:38 PM

 
Blogger josh williams said...

Beck is a huge fan of bukkake or so he has told me, he lies though.

2:40 PM

 
Blogger crabcake said...

Bukkae is how I lost my eye. I remember it well. I was with this sailor. Don't remember his name. There was a lot of rum flowing that night, among other things.

Ah, to have that eye back.

pssst. If anyone finds it, rinse it off and send it home, K?

2:56 PM

 
Blogger JackJumpedOverTheMoon said...

"I usually add a little bit of vanilla soy milk to my coffee, which gives it that Bukkake touch"

Oh wow, I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts. Hahaha... Oh my! I must get my Andrew to come read this one... hee hee hee...

It is FRRRRRRRRRRRREEZING cold up here in Canada! Have you ever tried rice milk? One of the coffee stands at the University knows when they see me coming "mocha with rice milk" -- might as well be my name.

I don't normally drink coffee, I'm a tea drinker... but it's so tasty with the chocolate and rice milk in it, I have to spoil myself every once in a while. Why not?

"Both of us do our dishes immediately after we use them, and I make sure to keep the rest of the house tidy."

Wish you were my roommate. :p

Jack

(word verification is "hhhhf" what are the chances of that?)

3:04 PM

 
Blogger Polyman2 said...

To give the gift of bukkake is the best gift you can give!
soy juice, moo juice, man juice.

7:14 PM

 
Blogger Labbie said...

I get it... You "like" Bukkake.

What's "Bukkake"?

*Does Google search*

Oh.

*Grins*

Excellent.

8:26 PM

 
Blogger matty said...

ing -- yeah, I think bukkake in your coffee might bring about a salty sort of flavor that would not enhance. And, really, one has to ask -- "Would Mrs. Foldgers approve?"

(that was gross. sorry)

but, by the way -- EVER gay man I know in SF knew exactly what bukkake was excepting me.

At last! I'm not the slutty one!!!

...or, is that a bad thing?

Did you get the Bode edition of that magazine?

so, you can make money ski'ing? how odd...

I wonder how much one can get for being the focal point of bukkake?

I feel bad that it cost crapcake an eye.

...and, maybe it is time for chris to take that walk on the wild side. It could be like studying to inform his art.

12:05 AM

 
Blogger purplesimon said...

I can forgive the vanilla soy, Ing.

But I feel sordid. I just did a search on Google.

whywhywhy?

*shudder*

purplesimon out...

1:29 AM

 
Blogger jungle jane said...

i am australian. we do not have 'bukake' and after watching that i am still not sure what one is.

what i do know is that you would be welcome in my home anyday. i like that you pay care to doing the dishes. i like you ing. i especially love your turn of phrase.

we do have soy milk in australia though. i have it in my tea.

4:51 AM

 
Blogger jungle jane said...

actually. i am vaguely disquieted. i have a feeling that 'anyday' is, in fact, two words. any day.

4:52 AM

 
Blogger Bloodgood said...

Ing, I sent you an email, with the song and video, but I did it from a different server, so I just wanted to make sure ya got it.

10:50 AM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr....what up with the whole Soy Milk thing?.......the Capt likes his straight from the utter.....

11:31 AM

 
Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

ing..
your a person after my own heart, you have described to a T the manner in which my house is kept up. Everybody needs a space to be a little unclean in their lives.

1:30 PM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Ay....like the Capt's underpants...

3:48 PM

 
Blogger matty said...

Jungle Jane -- In ancient time this sort of thing would have been thought to be quite good for the skin! Ing may just be showing us a new way to stay young and even more pretty!

Go Ing!

4:54 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

ginab:

Only in Japan, only in Japan. I do not understand that fascinating culture. But I sure would love to visit.

Dang. It's the double dot over the "i" -- what do they call it? I can't spell naive, and I can't spell wierd or weird. No matter how many times I try to. Those words are too personal to me, maybe?

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Chris:

I'm sorry about the lesson. It was a result of my naivete. (One "i", yeah?)

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Josh:

Beck does not lie about love. And that's what counts. Is bukkake an act of love at your family reunions? Because Beck doesn't believe in family reunions, but he believes in me. Which is why I can really and truly say that I like bukkake without incriminating myself. We are soulmates.

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Crabcake:

I'll rinse it off if you'll provide an industrial-strength pair of rubber gloves. I have delicate hands, you know.

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Jack:

Rice milk is nice, though sometimes it tastes a little thin or something . . . Have you ever had horchata? Yummy! You can get it in a lot of the restaurants in the Mission. They sprinkle cinnamon on top.

Right now I'm drinking camomile tea. I planted myself in view of the counter -- the guys who work here are cute! Well, one of them is. The other one has those big coin things in his earlobles. They're playing some band called The Feelies.

You should definitely spoil yourself, every chance you get. I'm debating whether to track down some old friends tonight, or whether I should go see Capote. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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polyman:

Best for the giver. I'm all about considering the recipient. Humiliation makes me a little squirmy.

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labbie:

Did you really google? I tried to explain it, above. Men! They just don't listen!

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matt:

Mrs. Folger's?! That homewrecker? She was always tempting the neighbor's husband with her coffee. Yes, she would approve. Hey, do you think Carly Simon was referencing bukkake in You're So Vain? That part about the clouds in her coffee?

So many ways to inform your art, so little patience . . . As a moneymaking prospect, though, I think Scott Baio's farts sealed up in mason jars sounds more feasible.

Oh, Thursday: no problema. Saturday: Radio Havana Social Club + you + whoever else I can entice. The rest of my days are free.

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purps, purps, purps:

Please note my comments to Labbie. I thought men in the UK were different!

At least you didn't think it was "excellent". Which, it is not. I repeat, I am naive with one "i".

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Jane:

You have soy milk? Wait, I'm packing my bags. Do I have to sleep on television, though? I kind of drool & stuff.

Don't be disquieted. It's bad enough with Josh's incessant snoring.

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bloodgood:

Thanks! I haven't opened it yet, because I'm in a cafe and the guys behind the counter are intent on listening to their Feelies CD.

Was I right? Is that M. Ward singing in the clip?
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cappy:

Really? Well, you obviously have never experienced the pure sensual pleasures of bean-sucking. Go to Jane's blog for a sample.

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dorian:

Right on, right on. Though I used to live in a huge Victorian with three other women and we had the opposite situation. The living room and kitchen were hugely disgusting; ash trays, beer bottles, cat hair, records, and electrical cords. Often, too, a guest passed out on the couch. But our rooms were beautiful! (Mine was pink, my dream room.)

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cappy:

Don't you have a teensy weensy little plastic washing machine?

5:01 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

Matt:

Really? Maybe I do like bukkake. . .

I think I'm having an identity crisis! Ahhh! I'm going to go hyperventilate by myself for a few minutes. I'll be back.

5:04 PM

 
Blogger josh williams said...

ing: Beck lies. I am currently working on my how to write a book review post, with an example. Wish me luck because this is really going to take a lot of energy and stuff. Beck lies. I have a name and stuff for thr style of book reviewing its pretty cool, it dont even mean you have to be literate! Beck lies. Hope all is well.My best to you and yourn JW

8:46 PM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr....beans scare me.....they are the reason me underpants are a mess.......

9:24 PM

 
Blogger matty said...

Can't wait for dinner at Radio on Saturday! Yay! Just remind me to bring my Diet Coke! And, save your other days for me!!!

CACHE has moved to a better cinema! You MUST see it! ...and, I think that cowboy matchmaker movie opens this weekend. Could be wrong on that one, tho.

Celebrity Fart in a Jar. This could be the next Pet Rock!

10:43 PM

 
Blogger purplesimon said...

Ing, def: perfect.

However...I googled it because I found it so hard to believe. I didn't click.

Okay, I clicked. The guilt the guilt. WTF would Freud have made of it all? Something to ponder.

I don't know if I can eat noodles again now.

UK men are no different from other men, btw. Except we have the worst teeth in the world. Allegedly. They were probably talking about mine.

And, I would never say that... that... thing (ugh) was excellent. I grew out of porn in my teens. Fantasies are better and they are mineminemine.

I hope that's okay?

Anyhoo, my washing machine sounds like it's taking off. I don't live near an airport.

This weed is strong. Apologies.

Boing: purplesimon out... of his tiny little box. And it's still the morning. Slack week = bad bad habits.

3:33 AM

 
Blogger Bloodgood said...

Ing, are the feelies any good?

Did the email work out alright?

10:08 AM

 
Blogger kellywalters said...

honey... everyone has a messy side.. its what makes us intereting

12:54 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

Josh:

I can't wait to learn how to write a book review from you, the master of the form. But something is transforming in me right now -- I have this strange feeling about this person I love . . . or loved . . . Names are not important. But Josh, I'm starting to wonder if I'm ready to commit to you with my entire heart. It's eerie.

________________

Captain:

Your underpants are a mess because you're too easy on your crew! Write 'em up in the fink book! You should be able to eat beans all day and all night and not have to put up with that kind of thing. It's undignified!

__________________

Matty:

HAS A JOB! Please rush to his blog and give him a huge congratulatory hug!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

________________

Purps:

Of course fantasies are okay. Sheesh, I'd have nothing without fantasies. But my fantasy about UK men being somehow better has been shattered.

You did not say "excellent". Can I hang on to that last little thread? It's the accent. I love the accent. MORE than compensates for insignificant tooth issues.

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bloodgood:

I emailed you about the vid and song; thanks! And for the rest of you, go to bloodgood's site, February 18th posting, to see the cutest thing ever. Ahh, if only someone loved me the way someone apparently loves that scooter.

The Feelies were pretty good, though I usually have to give things a few listens before I can really and truly decide. That is, I heard one good song, which caught my attention, and the rest is sort of a camomile blur. But if we have them at work, I'll listen more closely tomorrow.

________________

Roxi:

Thanks for that! I really, really needed to hear that. Sometimes I get pissed that I'm not better at everything I do. I have impossibly high standards for myself.

Ah, well.

9:22 PM

 
Blogger Labbie said...

I listen... Some of the time. It's just that I commented before reading your comments...

And I googled for pictures, not a definition.

I'm more visual.

So you like to prepare noodles in a certain Japanese way?

12:13 AM

 
Blogger ing said...

Labbie:

Awww! Thanks for listening! You've restored my faith in Labbies. It's lovely to be visual. You are an artist, eh?

I don't like those transparent noodles you simply soak in hot agua. I'm more Udon than anything else.

12:30 AM

 
Blogger purplesimon said...

Modest Mouse and Daniel Johnston, not to mention our previous connection on Sufjan.

MM are fucking A, saw them live in London and they were mind-blowing. Banjo and punk. They also wrote a song about Charles Bukowski. Enough said.

can't stop listening to that Daniel Johnston album. I prefer his versions of his own songs, but some of the covers are inspired. Fave: Monkey in a Zoo.

I really must go do some work. At least today I am not stoned. Yet. The day is young, I am not.

purplesimon out...

2:17 AM

 
Blogger josh williams said...

Still working, nose to the grindstone, I need to share with the world how to create a book review, in a new form, I want to open the readers eyes! I also want to help everyone learn my how to work on their own inner style and review a book on their own, it tough hair pulling, go to the Dr. for meds tough, but in the end it is sooo worth it, no shit.Sorry to hear about that Beck dude, who would have guessed? Back to the grindstone JW

7:29 AM

 
Blogger Bloodgood said...

Do you listen to KCRW out of Santa Monica?

I love that station, and I listen everyday on the internet. I think they rebroadcast in SF.

Portland Radio Sucks!

2:24 PM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr....ye be right ay guess, will have ta get some new poor scallywag ta be my biatttch....ay think I need to meet more famous people and invite them aboard.......

3:11 PM

 
Blogger Labbie said...

Tell me, do you like to "make your own pasta"? (If you know what I mean.)

:p

12:40 AM

 
Blogger ginab said...

Just popped over to say hiddy-hi. I'm off to a cafe to study for two hours. Woo-hoo. I think I'll experiment with my sexual allure by wearing a pair of beautiful earrings come by the San Fran way.

g+bb
(smiling)

PS: Ronzi is in a band, the BBs. Can be heard on the IAC. Search for the BBs!!!

3:56 PM

 
Blogger ginab said...

Boys and girls, it's two eleven in the a.m. and I am listening to the Kinks, thanks to my pal Ing. Daisy is being kissed by the old oak tree. Nice.

-g+bb

11:13 PM

 
Blogger JackJumpedOverTheMoon said...

ing,

Kinks... good choice! I'm going to look into The Feelies now. :)

All these music suggestions... whee-hee!

Jack

12:45 PM

 
Blogger jungle jane said...

i am very much looking forward to hearing why scooters are not safe in your presence Ing...

1:44 PM

 
Blogger ing said...

purps:

Yeah, MM: dope!

My favorite Daniel Johston album is Fun. All his own stuff, sung by him. Do you like Sparklehorse, then?

I, too, am not stoned. Just a little tipsy. Shiraz, you know. My MJ went up in a little cloud of smoke last week. Ah, well. Ruined my concentration.

_____________

Josh:

But wait, did you hear about Matty's prophetic dream? Or was it a dream? Maybe it was real! And doesn't my Beck look hot in the pic? I mean, who cares if he's a weensy bit of a liar. As I mentioned, Beck does not lie about love. Which is why he is my babycakes.

______________

bloodgood:

No, but I occasionally listen to KFJC and to my FAVORITE station, WIDR in Kalamazoo, MI. There's something stupid about my connection, though -- I always get this "rebuffering stream" message and the radio cuts out every ten minutes. So I mostly hear new stuff because I read reviews and get suggestions from my friends. Which then reminds me; Matty burned me an Arthur H CD. It's awesome!!

I'm surprised that Portland radio sucks -- Portland, from what I remember, is a very hip city. . . I like staying at McMenamin's.

____________

Captain:

I don't know any scallawags, but I'll keep my eyes open. Should I bring my hot husband? He's somewhat famous. (I'm still humble, despite having captured his love.)

____________

Labbie:

If by that you mean do I replicate myself several times and sprout penises which I then wank until I bukkake all over myself, no, I haven't tried that.

How about you?

:p

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ginab:

Daaaaay-o. Se day-o se day-o se day-hay-hay-yo. . . (my fancy way of singing "hi" back to you.) Those Kinks, man! They make me dance!

I'll check the music link, I promise. But man, I'm falling asleep. Or passing out. Or something.

_____________

Jack:

You know who I've been listening to lately? This album is great!!

____________

Jane:

Oh, god. I had a weensy little accident. Nobody was hurt except for a scooter. I'm really a horrible driver. That is, I'm just fine as long as I don't have to change lanes.

Sorry, Bloodgood! I try to be careful, I do!

12:15 AM

 
Blogger purplesimon said...

Ing, fanks for email. Will reply. Soon.

Weekend fab. Ta for asking. Read Matty this morning. What did you drop in his drink?

I hear Beck wears a back-wig, btw.

Sparklehorse. Hmmm. Liked first single, but didn't really get into them totally. I saw them live, somewhere in London. Years back. I love live music. I also have the weirdest taste in music. My collection includes everything from Dinah Washington to Black Flag. There is very little I don't like, but lots I wouldn't buy. Fave at the moment is Silver Jews as they are finally touring the UK and I am going to see them. If only Magnetic Fields would come back. Life would be good. You like Herman Dune, Ing?

Must stop: I could fill a blog comment area and scroll away for eternity just talking about music.

Coffee. Need one. Fresh espresso - a machine I can't ever live without.

purplesimon out...

1:45 AM

 
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr.....ay be lovin Beck....he is cool....bring him along.......maybe JW can get some of his farts for his jar collection.........

6:57 AM

 
Blogger josh williams said...

I think we are talking about two differant people. I was talking about Jeff Beck the guitar plucker. Who the Sam Hill are you talking about?

7:46 AM

 
Blogger crallspace said...

I find Bukkake to be gross as fuck, personally. Who gets off on drinking a cup of several men's jizz?

Wouldn't that cause an instant puke?

8:47 AM

 
Blogger Bloodgood said...

Ing, I will have to check out Arthur H, I had a chance to breifly investigate Matt's Blog, looks cool.
You and my wife, both in love with Beck. She paid a large sum of money not to long ago just so she could sit in the second row when he came to PDX.

Portland is awesome and we have a kick ass local scene, but our radio sucks big _____ . I have emailed and called so many times and they try but its no use. So I hate to say I have givin up on it.

As for Scooters, were just little guys tryin to keep up with everybody else. Dont squish us please.

12:27 PM

 
Blogger ticharu said...

I've learned a new word today Ing, thank you, and I'm glad it's the Japanese meaning you like best, and a little soy milk in yer coffee probably won't do you in...

Hey, I'm like one step away from working your lyrics into some Frappe Dreamgate projects. Tomorrow! And I might have something for listening by Friday.

5:35 PM

 
Blogger SuperAmanda said...

I'll stick with Gelato ;)
Nice to see you. Love the new photo and Paul Frank (?) t-shirt.
Stay cool and dry! It's crazy out there.
xoAmanda

6:49 PM

 
Blogger jungle jane said...

wooohooo Ing's collaboration with Tich is a happening thing! i can't wait!

10:03 PM

 
Blogger matty said...

Ing --- I just sort of pimped our services out to Dessie in the UK. ...but I think it would be an adventure. Hope you don't mind, but if he takes me up on it -- we have to move to the UK and do some stuff. ...but all quite innocent. And, they have to provide us with many cool UK things like great books, art and hot men. ...but I'll have to clean the bathroom and give foot massages (oddly both things kind of turn me on, I guess) and you, well, you will have to read and entertain.

Jungle Jane -- I love Ing and don't want to upset her. ...especially as I do hope to ride either a cycle or scooter --but she has started hunting down innocent scooter/bike riders. Just last night she tried to plow down this old lady on a bike. ...and I swear I heard her whisper, "damn!" when she just barely missed the poor old woman. ...the city cyclers are in danger, Jungle Jane! But, Ing totally rocks so I guess it's ok. they should be wearing their helmuts and staying out of the way, anyway.

Right, Ing?

...and, my gay boss thinks you're gorgeous. I already knew that!

11:03 PM

 
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