tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post5101430353935302089..comments2007-05-20T18:13:16.070-07:00Comments on * I Smell Bear: Happy Mother's Day, Mofos.inghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188myocardialarrest@yahoo.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-35953658477913091072007-05-20T18:13:00.000-07:002007-05-20T18:13:00.000-07:002007-05-20T18:13:00.000-07:00matty:Okay, I'm coming!__________Karyn:Hiya, and t...matty:Okay, I'm coming!__________Karyn:Hiya, and thanks!inghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-32450956101607784062007-05-20T11:02:00.000-07:002007-05-20T11:02:00.000-07:002007-05-20T11:02:00.000-07:00Holy crap that was funny...purplesimon, congratula...Holy crap that was funny...purplesimon, congratulations.matty - nice timing with your milk coming in - where the hell were you when my kids were cluster feeding?Karynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16454832927860410268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-91487989483028571362007-05-19T14:43:00.000-07:002007-05-19T14:43:00.000-07:002007-05-19T14:43:00.000-07:00i'm soooo tired. i need chocolate and diet coke. h...i'm soooo tired. i need chocolate and diet coke. hurry! i might be in danger!mattyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-81438144072458569172007-05-19T01:27:00.000-07:002007-05-19T01:27:00.000-07:002007-05-19T01:27:00.000-07:00Purps:That's okay. Ginab has a way of knowing. S...Purps:That's okay. Ginab has a way of knowing. She's a witchay woman. See how high she flies?------------Oh, and thanks for the scoop. It's very good publicity for my blog, second only to this image, which, why is everyone searching for that? Whuzzup with Peter Berlin?______________avarahn:You have one lucky ladyfriend. She's quite beautiful, and she looks like a very good person._________inghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-20211516262136637242007-05-18T07:04:00.000-07:002007-05-18T07:04:00.000-07:002007-05-18T07:04:00.000-07:00I feel your pain, Ing. My cats didn't buy me pres...I feel your pain, Ing. My cats didn't buy me presents or give me cash-laden envelopes either. Swines.jungle janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-24274480806440377742007-05-17T22:32:00.000-07:002007-05-17T22:32:00.000-07:002007-05-17T22:32:00.000-07:00milsgct*funnier than kefir shakes or having the sh...milsgct*funnier than kefir shakes or having the shakes for kefirthat's sort of a berkeley hippy mom thingdo you have them at work?*mothers i'd like to give greeting cards todahliafullynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-87632375330974630882007-05-17T11:02:00.000-07:002007-05-17T11:02:00.000-07:002007-05-17T11:02:00.000-07:00i meant to say, sunshine is the new *Ing profile p...i meant to say, sunshine is the new *Ing profile pic. Like the line from the Cure; so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.Ahvarahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05020487813867165641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-1869982688161824992007-05-16T08:41:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:41:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:41:00.000-07:00Oh, and I chose your blog (and your blog only) to ...Oh, and I chose your blog (and your blog only) to announce the news. You got the Web scoop.purplesimon out...purplesimonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771575082601101197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-25244199022686908432007-05-16T08:37:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:37:00.000-07:002007-05-16T08:37:00.000-07:00Ing! I meant to come to tell you, but Ginab sent m...Ing! I meant to come to tell you, but Ginab sent me a comment and I kind of blurted it out. She knew only a while before.I can only apologise.I didn't tell her about Beirut though, that I kept just for you.Don't be angry. I'll make sure you get the first news next time.Oh, thanks for the lovely comment.purplesimon out...purplesimonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771575082601101197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-58031220078676765692007-05-15T19:40:00.000-07:002007-05-15T19:40:00.000-07:002007-05-15T19:40:00.000-07:00Mone:And that is why we have children, no? (I mea...Mone:And that is why we have children, no? (I mean, those of us who aren't barren.)________________matty:Obviously, there is something missing from Josh's life. A void. Which he fills by publicizing. Books are his "children", and he sends each of them off to "college" and then, later, "graduate school/rehab". It's the result of his literal barrenness. He has found a way to regenerate inghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-28479178178216093222007-05-15T16:31:00.000-07:002007-05-15T16:31:00.000-07:002007-05-15T16:31:00.000-07:00hey and I was in the know on Purple Si!-ginabhey and I was in the know on Purple Si!-ginabginabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05885737646572900998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-42325510039875560402007-05-15T12:05:00.000-07:002007-05-15T12:05:00.000-07:002007-05-15T12:05:00.000-07:00Brilliant, that was well funny. Eternal sunshine o...Brilliant, that was well funny. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. If only I could erase those nine daft things I did when trying to impress our sons.Ahvarahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05020487813867165641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-77235871980999541062007-05-15T08:29:00.000-07:002007-05-15T08:29:00.000-07:002007-05-15T08:29:00.000-07:00Ooh, forgot to ask you... Have you heard of the ba...Ooh, forgot to ask you... Have you heard of the band, Beirut?Oh, it's so the music you love. Check them out at their website. You can download two tracks in the music section. I recommend Postcards from Italy.Balkan sounds, hip hop beats and a voice that brings tears to my eyes. I can't stop playing the album and the one they had out a while back.Genius.Enjoy. If you don't enjoy, let me know. purplesimonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771575082601101197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-41232623224964682522007-05-15T06:56:00.000-07:002007-05-15T06:56:00.000-07:002007-05-15T06:56:00.000-07:00I hope Lovely Meredith's children never drop kick ...I hope Lovely Meredith's children never drop kick her off a cliff or leave it at a bus terminal. ...I always hate it when those things happen to me.mattyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-39895801007823754322007-05-14T22:15:00.000-07:002007-05-14T22:15:00.000-07:002007-05-14T22:15:00.000-07:00For now my kids are sweet enough to make me stuff ...For now my kids are sweet enough to make me stuff covered with glue and glitter and shells but I feel pretty sure that at the rate I'm going I'll be lucky if my kids don't drop kick me off a cliff or leave me in a bus terminal some day in the not too distant future.My seven year old told me I came from the Planet of Dumb the other day. I asked him if there were children there. He said there Meredithwww.freewillimponderables.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-68555388605749575982007-05-14T22:01:00.000-07:002007-05-14T22:01:00.000-07:002007-05-14T22:01:00.000-07:00i think i just expressed milk.i think i just expressed milk.mattyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-31104456815667513262007-05-14T19:14:00.000-07:002007-05-14T19:14:00.000-07:002007-05-14T19:14:00.000-07:00Noni is Morinda citrifolia, commonly known as Grea...Noni is Morinda citrifolia, commonly known as Great morinda, Indian mulberry, Beach mulberry, or since recently: Noni (from Hawaiian), Nono (in Tahitian), Mengkudu (from Malay), Nonu (in Tongan), and Ach (in Hindi), is a shrub or small tree in the family Rubiaceae. Morinda citrifolia is native to Southeast Asia but has been extensively spread by man throughout India and into the Pacific islands josh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-34190297991304465902007-05-14T08:33:00.000-07:002007-05-14T08:33:00.000-07:002007-05-14T08:33:00.000-07:00Okay, it's time to tell the world...Mothers' Day i...Okay, it's time to tell the world...Mothers' Day in the UK was in March, so I can't say I sent a card for the US Mothers' Day. Or is it Mother's Day? I don't know.But, that's not what I was about to announce. This is:I'm gonna be a Dad. August. So, my wife will be getting a card next year.There, the story's out.purplesimon out...purplesimonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771575082601101197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-69335300299166933352007-05-14T07:31:00.000-07:002007-05-14T07:31:00.000-07:002007-05-14T07:31:00.000-07:00well, I'm sure if you take a kid in one day, give ...well, I'm sure if you take a kid in one day, give her the couch and a break and a telephone, you'll do it all and more (except nurse).I was thinking that woman with the baby, the black and white of them, she looked too old (the woman-mother). I about puked the other day, the day before Mother's day, on a trail. I encountered two women who were mother/father to a baby boy, and I didn't want to ginabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05885737646572900998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-91134442903162541802007-05-14T06:50:00.000-07:002007-05-14T06:50:00.000-07:002007-05-14T06:50:00.000-07:00LOL! You make motherhood just sound fantabulous! T...LOL! You make motherhood just sound fantabulous! To think. Commander Josh is barren. Who knew?mattyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-42182150686066525182007-05-14T02:53:00.000-07:002007-05-14T02:53:00.000-07:002007-05-14T02:53:00.000-07:00I dont need any presents now, I just hope that the...I dont need any presents now, I just hope that the kids will pay my rent and give my a retairementpaycheck once I'm old, hahaha.Monehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00929555583968823130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-22887260635142026662007-05-13T22:59:00.000-07:002007-05-13T22:59:00.000-07:002007-05-13T22:59:00.000-07:00What is noni juice? Is it breast milk?I am sorry ...What is noni juice? Is it breast milk?I am sorry to hear that you are barren and will never know the joys of motherhood.inghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18414498.post-51197832128501211812007-05-13T21:42:00.000-07:002007-05-13T21:42:00.000-07:002007-05-13T21:42:00.000-07:00Yes, always look for cash in the card. I was in a ...Yes, always look for cash in the card. I was in a conversation the other day with a lady selling Noni Juice in a networking marketing program, she told me that it cured her arthritis and a friend of hers got pregnant! I as of this date do not have arthritis not do I wish to be "expecting" so at this point of my life noni juice will not be passing these lips. HMD JWjosh williamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.com